Gargoyle: A few fleeting thoughts on a sunny summer afternoon

One does not simply adopt a Gargoyle. A gargoyle chooses you and allows you to think of yourself as the one in charge of the relationship.

Gargoyles aren’t tame. They are not domesticated. They are not pets.

Even though I often refer to my “pet Gargoyle”, she isn’t, really. We’ve formed a mutually beneficial relationship. (Besides, there aren’t licenses available for Gargoyles.)

The HOA hasn’t decided whether imaginary mythical creatures are really permitted. But so far, they haven’t tried to remove her from the rooftop—-I think that’s for the best. She moves often enough they don’t consider her a home “improvement” ornament requiring board approval.

Gargoyles are funny creatures. Tough. Loyal. Troublemakers. Amusing. Horrifying.

Having one in close proximity is like having a resident car-crash from which dares not to look away, even while wincing.

She sharpens her claws on the gutters, moults hundred-pound scales which regularly drop upon unleashed dogs (not ours, someone else’s).

Gargoyle adores Twitter, though I rarely allow her on my account, due to her gruesome poetry and tendency to post recipes that’d get someone (namely me) put on a Homeland Security watch-list.

It is disconcerting to awaken at night with a giant golden-green eye fixed on me from outside the window, because she likes to watch people sleep. The howl-fests when she parties with the local coyote population are unnerving as well.

European Gargoyles can be identified by their tendency to drink warm beer and by their nests composed of shredded floral bloodied tourist t-shirts and cameras.

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Where did Gargoyle originate? I’m not entirely sure. Most gargoyles are from Europe. I’ve seen photographs of them perched on cathedrals, ready to pounce on passersby or belching storm-water from gutters. (Gargoyle tells me this is fun for a while, it washes all the minerals out of one’s system.)

Counseling-minded friends tell me Gargoyle results from my psychological need for protection: that I feel small, weak, and vulnerable. Also, she gives voice to my Id, the animalistic and less-censored side of my mind.

"I don’t know anyone named ‘Id,’" Gargoyle remarks, pausing from licking squirrel remains from between her claws. "I’ve met a few ‘Ed’ in my time. I ate a prince once with that name. Tasted like brandied cherries and—"

Though I occasionally complain, I’m grateful to have Gargoyle in my life, no matter how many times she leaves splattered zombie leftovers sprinkled in the garden.

-(Yes, I know she is PRETEND, but so are many other people)

Elizabeth Ellen Everson

5 Surprising Lessons from a Puzzle: Write Right-er

A thousand pieces lie scattered across the table.

Don’t worry, nothing’s broken.

I thought I’d enjoy a no-tech afternoon working on a puzzle. 

Some circle of Hell Dante missed mentioning is where those who were too self-absorbed in life are strapped into chairs around tables and forced to bloody their fingertips until the puzzles are complete, only there are always pieces missing. Mwoo-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain. -Carl Jung

via Brainyquote

This thousand-piece instrument of purgation I recently completed was such a challenge. The bugger had No. Straight. Edges.(click here to see the retail image.)

The longer I struggled to complete the project, the more the parallels with the writing process rose in my mind.

(Full Disclosure: I did enjoy it. Something about seeing the final picture emerge made me flail about in geekish glee. No, I did not take video.)

So, without further ado, here are five lessons from a Jigsaw Puzzle

1. Keep Going

The more complicated the puzzle, the more time it takes to complete.

A puzzle I completed in college (for “recreation”, my mother said. “You’ll have fun,” she said. Ha! The title of the thing was “Hay in a Needlestack.” (click here to see this nightmare)

It took me all semester to complete. Eventually I finally figured out it was easier to turn the pieces design-down, because staring at needles was driving me more insane-er. 

  • When it feels like nothing’s coming together, keep going.
  • When the weather’s too cold or too hot, keep going.
  • When you get discouraged, keep going.

By all means take a different approach, change the section you’re working on, but in writing and puzzling...if you want to finish, you have to keep going.

2. Take Time Out

You can’t puzzle faster by sheer force of will.

You’ll get better at recognizing patterns, sure. If you’ve done that same puzzle before, you can avoid some pitfalls.

HOWEVER, when the eyes blur and nothing is working, it’s time to take a break and walk away. When you return, you’ll find so much more falls into place than if you exhaust yourself.

Writers call this “letting the manuscript rest.”

The manuscript calls this “letting the @#&*$*&$ writer rest.” 



You’ve got to want to take on a job to really get all of the pieces to come together.

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3. Organize and Conquer

Separate piles of edge pieces. Sort by color. Identify the type of piece using tabs, slots, two-bobs, two “innies”…etc.

Everyone has a strategy to  pull together the whole picture. Find your style and work it.

aside: [Click here for some puzzle piece terms. It appears there are no universals for these, so make up your own if you like.]

Don’t have a writing strategy? Don’t panic. I’m working on mine, too. A lot of writers are, it’s perfectly normal.

At the very least, try grouping ideas around the major plot points you already sense might happen. You might not keep them all in the same place when you’re done. It’s a strategy, not a straight-jacket.

When it stops working for you, let it go.

4. What Fits, Keep

People who are either geniuses or psychotic MIX UP more than one puzzle in a box ON PURPOSE. Part of their kind of fun (and challenge) is figuring out which pieces go to which puzzle.

When I’m writing, this goes on constantly inside my brain. That clean-looking outline that was going to bring my work to a tidy close gets more and more embellished as my Muse starts throwing in his two cents.

To add or not to add to the WIP (Work In Progress); that is the question.

Sometimes “side” ideas become terrific additions. New characters, splashes of research, a fascinating tertiary plot-line unfolds like magic, and BAM, the story has gone from rough-draft Good to final-draft Great.

Other ideas drag the story down… a blind alley where they beat up the plot-line, out-shout the main characters, and leave you all for dead.  Sure, they fit; just not the project you’re working at the moment.

SORT ideas, SIFT ideas.  Some really neat stuff needs to be set ASIDE FOR ANOTHER PROJECT.

(Yes, I’m capscreaming, mostly at myself. “Hey what a cool idea” Syndrome sabotages my work all the time)

5. Many Hands Should Help

Even if you say you puzzle, or write, entirely “alone”, get real. Someone made the paper, the computer, the inks. You didn’t.

If you’re planning to publish, you’ll involve any number of Others. Beta readers, editors, agents, proofreaders publishers, your Aunt Sally, reader-readers, critics…they’re all part of the process of completing “your” book.

Slap away insidious so-called “helpers” who steal a piece from your proverbial puzzle so they can be the one to lay the last one down. If someone (read: some critic who isn’t helpful, someone with an ax to grind, or just a pain-in-the-ass) is chewing on the pieces and mauling them, they’re not good “helping hands.”

The great helpers interact with you and challenge you to do better work. They ask helpful questions designed to make things better.

Hey, and just because someone qualified has a different approach to the work doesn’t mean they’re wrong. Give their ideas a chance, and see what works.

Bonus Lesson:

What you decide is Your Reward is your Reward.

Maybe someone else will get a sense of delight from what you’ve done, and that’s The Reward.

Maybe you query and traditionally publish, or you self-publish, and that’s the “good stuff.”

Maybe earning money’s what keeps you motivated.

Maybe you love earning the family title  ”puzzle master.”

You have to please yourself. For some folks, no matter what you do, you’ll never reach high enough for their (usually ridiculously out-of-touch) standards.

 No one can tell you what YOU find most satisfying about your work. Know that you love your work for the reasons you love it, and keep going.

Okay, back to puzzlin’ what my next move is in the seemingly never-ending task of writing better-er-ish.


Elizabeth Ellen Everson